Monday, November 10, 2014

American English or British English !



Americal English or British English 
( even the Cookie Monster has to figure it out )


     

Check out his funny anecdote:

Marvin found   himself in London a few weeks ago for a job interview for the position of a graphics designer, when he realised that he had  packed only  jeans.  Marvin decided to go to a big department store to by some casual pants to wear for the interview but when he went to the sales lady and asked her for some nice,  casual pants to wear  to a job interview he had, she first gave him a rather funny look, then smiled and said "Wow, you really want to be prepared for everything, don't you ..." Thinking that she was just being extra friendly and even funny ( British humour ! go figure !!! ) she lead him to the underwear section and started to show him several styles...she asked Marvin  " do you prefer boxers, fitted ones, a thong maybe ..." she then winked at him and showed him a leopard printed thong!!! Oh my gosh, I just wanted some decent, casual pants for my interview !!! he thought... So he politely said no thanks and pointed to what looked like the pants section in the distance. "Oh! you want to buy some TROUSERS!!!, I'm so sorry, you are American aren't you? " "Uh, yes! I'm from New Jersey..." she again smiled and said " I understand now...if you take the LIFT, you will find some more styles on the 5th floor....." " A lift????? take the lift??? OH, the ELEVATOR ! got ya!"

So just to avoid finding ourselves in a rather sticky situation like Marvin did or the Cookie a.k.a. Biscuit Monster, here is a list of words that might help you:

British EnglishAmerican English
anti-clockwisecounter-clockwise
articulated lorrytrailer truck
autumnautumn, fall
barristerattorney
bill (restaurant)bill, check
biscuitcookie
block of flatsapartment building
bonnet (clothing)hat
bonnet (car)hood
boottrunk
caravantrailer
car parkparking lot
chemist's shopdrugstore, pharmacy
chest of drawersdresser, chest of drawers, bureau
chipsfries, French fries
the cinemathe movies
clothes pegclothespin
coffincoffin, casket
crispspotato chips
crossroadsintersection; crossroads (rural)
cupboardcupboard (in kitchen); closet (for clothes etc)
diversiondetour
drawing-pinthumbtack
drink-drivingdrunk driving
driving licencedriver's license
dual carriagewaydivided highway
dummy (for baby)pacifier
dustbingarbage can, trash can
dustmangarbage collector
engineengine, motor
estate agentreal estate agent
estate carstation wagon
filmfilm, movie
flatapartment, flat, studio
flat tyreflat tire
flyoveroverpass
gearbox (car)transmission
gear-levergearshift
Girl GuideGirl Scout
ground floorground/first floor
handbaghandbag, purse, shoulder bag
high streetmain street
holidayvacation
hood (car)convertible top
jamjam, preserves
jugjug, pitcher
juggernaut18-wheeler
liftelevator
lorrytruck, semi, tractor
madcrazy, insane
main roadhighway
maizecorn
mathsmath
motorbikemotorcycle
motorwayfreeway, expressway
motorwayhighway, freeway, expressway, interstate highway, interstate
nappydiaper
naughts and crossestic-tack-toe
pants, underpantsunderpants, drawers
pavementsidewalk
pet hate pet peeve 
petrolgas, gasoline
The PloughBig Dipper
pocket moneyallowance
postmail
postboxmailbox
postcodezip code
postmanmailman, mail carrier, letter carrier
pubbar
public toiletrest room, public bathroom
railwayrailroad
return (ticket)round-trip
reverse chargecollect call
ring roadbeltway, freeway/highway loop
road surfacepavement, blacktop
roundabouttraffic circle, roundabout
rubbereraser
rubbishgarbage, trash
rubbish-bingarbage can, trashcan
saloon (car)sedan
shopshop, store
silencer (car)muffler
single (ticket)one-way
solicitorlawyer, attorney
spannerwrench
sweetscandy
taxitaxi, taxi cab
tea toweldish towel
telly (informal), TVtelevision, TV
third-party insuranceliability insurance
timetableschedule
tincan
toll motorwaytoll road, turnpike
torchflashlight
trouserspants, trousers
tube (train)subway
underground (train)subway
vestundershirt
waistcoatvest
walletwallet, billfold
wellington bootsrubber boots, rain boots
whiskywhisky/whiskey
windscreenwindshield
zipzipper

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